• when you start liking someone: ah fuck

tltty:

“money can’t buy happiness” is like the biggest lie ever do you know how happy i’d be if i was rich

(Source: hungarian)

coolscar:

My eyes look sad but my body doesn’t

transhumanisticpanspermia:

DOGE HAS ENCOUNTERED WATRE

(Source: addelburgh)

(Source: higregjohnson)

lets take a moment to appreciate bass players

(Source: liveinphoenix)

(Source: autumnseeds)

the-vashta-nerada:

one time my older sister went on a trip to africa for her college and they went to a really rural village and all the really young kids were scared of her because they had never seen a white person before and they thought she was a ghost and they couldn’t convince them otherwise so every time she entered a room they’d start screaming

nue:

nue:

once we got our math tests back and this one guy got a D and he was really quiet for a minute and i expected him to be really sad or something but instead he puts his fist in the air and goes “YES, THIS IS GONNA RAISE MY GRADE!” and i think that pretty much sums up math right there

if i had a dollar for every time someone made a “he got the D” comment on this i would have enough money to buy a giraffe and drive myself to the bottom of the ocean

virginclub:

virginclub:

virginclub:

THIS ONE TIME I PISSED MYSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GROCERY STORE AND STARTED CRYING

THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

WAIT THIS WAS MY POST